Take the little box out of the pencil sharpener that holds shavingsġ8. You should be as far from the desk as possible.ġ7. trust me, if you do this enough, it really pisses them off. or Mr._? When they say, yes? Don’t say anything. act like your trying to pee while saying,” come out you stupid pee!”ġ5. Stand at a urinal, someone has to be next to you or in the bathroom, too. Live close to the schoolġ3.Put icy hot on the toilet seats, If you’re a girl, it works better because boys use urinals most of the time, but if a boy or girl comes running into class screaming,” MY ASS!” you’d laugh so hard, so it’s worth a try.ġ4. Bash in people’s lockers, best used if you dent a kid with a bad record’s locker.ġ1.jam as many door as possible with gorilla glueġ2.when they’re a school dance, get a whole bunch of soda, and run around throwing onto the bitchy, crappily dressed girls and run like hell. Put nudie pictures in people’s lockers, this backfires if they keep to themselves and are perverts.ġ0. Write really bad stuff all over the bathroom in permanent marker or spray paintħ.steal all of the chalk and markers from as many classrooms as you canĩ. Have fun with geeks and kids with high IQ who normally would have gotten an A+.Ħ. Simple, but we were working on long ass projects and the kids had to start over, they all failed. You could also trip and spill the magazines in your backpack for fun.ĥ. take your targets backpack, take everything out and stuff it with playboy, then, when near a crowd, say, hey I have _’s backpack. go to porn sites and leave it sit there, go back to your computer.Ĥ. Use somebody else’s computer when they are in the bathroom etc. Then, at lunch, throw them over the fence, simple.ģ. When no one’s looking, grab them and put them in your backpack. Alot of teachers leave their keys on the desk. You need one of those opening desks, say, hey what’s that? If someone puts their head in or hand in, slam the desk.Ģ.